Pablo Escobar

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“This fucker laced my Double Chocolate Mint Ice cream with cocaine. What a guy!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Pablo Escobar

“You can't even imagine the mind altering flavors of Pablo Escobar!!1”

~ Some Guy on Pablo Escobar

[edit] Pablo Escobar

Pablo Escobar is an Latin American ice cream vendor. He enjoys running on roofs, playing ball with the guys, and watching the OC. Most people can't even imagine the power he possesses in order to climb roofs and then run on them without falling to a crumbly death. On more than one occasion, would-be assassins attempt to shoot him in the back during his morning jogs. He was last seen dead, but only the future can tell what is left for him. Possibly going on a Ben & Jerry's Binge. Currently, his four warlord sons are fighting over his territory before he comes back and beats them for not avenging his death. He is also the richest man on earth, at least 10 times richer than Bill Gates.

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