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WikipediaWikipedia doesn't have a proper article about Page with no links. It really wouldn't help those so-called

by writing one either.

“I can't get out!”

~ Captain ObviousCaptain Obvious on the page with no links

“Hey whoever you are, come over here and help me with my computer - my damn browser is broken again!”

~ Your grandmaYour grandma on the page with no links


  • 1 Introduction1 Introduction

  • 2 History2 History

  • 3 Math formulas discussing it3 Math formulas discussing it

  • 4 Disclaimer4 Disclaimer

  • 5 In conclusion5 In conclusion

  • 6 This is so annoying - what's the point of all this?!6 This is so annoying - what's the point of all this?!

  • 7 Ah fuck you for playing this kind of sh*t - just give me a YouTube video or something to watch, anything but this crap!!!7 Ah fuck you for playing this kind of sh*t - just give me a YouTube video or something to watch, anything but this crap!!!

  • 8 Help!!! There's nowhere to go! I want out of this madhouse! AAAAAAAAA!8 Help!!! There's nowhere to go! I want out of this madhouse! AAAAAAAAA!

  • 9 See also9 See also

  • 10 External links10 External links


Introduction Elton John - Linkless.oggElton John - Linkless.ogg (file infofile info)
A short song about the emptiness and existential void that linklessness may lead to.
Annoying as it may seem, there is no Link here, as the image demonstrates. Ganondorf is clearly behind it.Link missing.png

This is a page with no linkslinks. Unlike the Page full of linksPage full of links, this is a waste of time for UncyclopediaUncyclopedia and should be deleted. However, since this has absolutely no links, there is no way to go anywhere on this page. If you're lucky, you might find one link on WikipediaWikipedia. This is nothing but a poor parody of those pages, as Wiki is a poor parody of Uncyclopedia full of bad jokes and useless misinformation[citation neededcitation needed]. This page is supposed to not have any links or pictures on purpose. This article is just wasting your time reading looking for a link but that's what Wikipedia does. For a link, either look in Legend of ZeldaLegend of Zelda, or just type something else.

If it look likes there are links here, it's only because fake links like this onefake links like this one have been implanted into the article just to annoy and confuse the reader. In truth, there are no real links here, only fake ones. There used to be real links here, but then all but one were eaten by gruesgrues, a fate that sadly befalls many other things around here. The only link that remained disappeared, and can not be found. This is not a real page. All your base are belong to us. You are on your way to linklessness.

"I have found links! Check the top and bottom of the page." - A helpful voiceA helpful voice



Leonardo da VinciLeonardo da Vinci just invented Uncyclopedia at the dawn of time. But unlike Morgan FreemanMorgan Freeman, he is not God. When the dinosaursdinosaurs went extinct, a smell from their corpses made the cave-men and guinea pigs go insane and posted a lame version of Uncyclopedia called Wikipedia filled with lies and half truths. However the MartiansMartians were not affected, so they kept making Uncyclopedia powered by Extreme SarcasmExtreme Sarcasm and Jesus JuiceJesus Juice (thank you Michael). And they lived happily ever after in linkless bliss and played "Seven Tears" by Goombay Dance Band until they all turned gay. The end. Alright, that story sucked like a vacuum cleaner, but what else did you expect from a page consisting mostly of annoying fake links? It's not like we're writing a Shakespearean drama here...


Math formulas discussing it

There is a simple formulaformula that demonstrates the non-locality inherent in the microcosm and undermines the true nature of the uncertainty principleuncertainty principle. This is used to determine the average cave man's mind when doing a page like this (all of them). He is brain dead, however he thinks that he could do the page on Uncyclopedia. This article would provide a link, but...

...but this, however, is a Link, but since it's a Red LinkRed Link, it's not against the rules to have it here.Link red.jpg



Whatever you do, you must not click on the link saying "What links here" on the menu to the left. Doing so will cause a paradox which will lead to irreversible damage in the fabric of the space-time continuum, resulting in a universal Blue Screen of Death from which there is no escape. Of course, you will probably still click on it since you're too stupid to heed this warning, but then it will be your fault that the universe collapsed into itself. Oh no - you clicked it! What did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO?! You idiot! Look - a gigantic black hole is already growing with a geometric rate in the center of the Milky Way; the black hole which will engulf the entire universe in a cataclysmic implosion within less than six weeks, and it's all your fault! Damn - why did you have to click on "What links here"?! You could have just left it alone, you blundering miscreant! But no - you HAD to click on it, and now we're all doomed because of it!


In conclusion

In conclusion to this very informative warning page, you mustn't ever go to Wikipedia, for there death awaits you. This page is just a warning and should not be edited or tampered with in any way. If you do, then this would look like a warning to the informative Uncyclopedia which has educated the masses ever since Leonardo da Vinci invented it. I hope you will not tell anyone on Wikipedia about this page unless they go to Mars. Guess what, this may be a way outthis may be a way out (or not).

Once again, LinkLink refuses to remain at his duty, which is to provide us with the only actual link in this article (which will never happen of course). Leaving poor ZeldaZelda heartbroken and his shieldshield and swordsword suspended in mid airair and all... what a wimp.Link missing.png


This is so annoying - what's the point of all this?!

There is no point to it. You should have been able to deduce from the very page title what was coming. Just because you couldn't, you fail at life.


Ah fuck you for playing this kind of sh*t - just give me a YouTube video or something to watch, anything but this crap!!!

As you wish:

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No seriously, what else did you expect? This IS the page with NO LINKS. For YouTubeYouTube videos, go to just about any other article than this one, moron.


You guys are so annoying, I hate this website, it's the worst ever! HATE HAET HAT

Wow, so you only just now realised that Uncyclopedia is the worstUncyclopedia is the worst? Well, congratu-fucking-lations for finally figuring out what the general public has already known for years. We might give you a real actual link as a reward, but it looks like all we have left is a blackened bananabanana peel and a used toilet papertoilet paper roll roll as reward.


Help!!! There's nowhere to go! I want out of this madhouse! AAAAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAA!


YOU want out? Well, guess what - so does this guy apparently, and as you can see he's none the better for it, same as you. Oh yeah, and this guy got locked away because he told the psychiatrists that he had seen a real actual link somewhere inside this article. But that's absurd because the links are all fake in this article!


See also

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