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The current mayor of Palermo

Palermo is the capital city of the Democratic Respectful Independent Federal Republic of Sicily, and not merely a small village in Italy as some people still claims, despite the cultural and political differences with the mainland. It is widely considered one of the best liveable cities in the world, full of life and things to do and definitely safe despite what said and claimed around.

Palermo has recently presented its candidacy to host the 2096 Olympic Games, scheduled to be the last before the apocalypse. However, this was criticized because of its popular problems, such as traffic, climate and things that actually don't exist.