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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Panasonic.

Panasonic (Lithuanian "pana" - teenage female) refers to teenage female hedgehog, a so-called hentai friend of sonicus hedgehogus.

Not to be confused with Pantone Inc, (according to its lawyers) the inventor of colour and therefore entitled to royalties for all products which in some manner incorporate colour into their design.

Pantone vs. Orange County[edit]

Lobbyists for orange growers in Florida are fighting Pantone's patents on colour in response to Pantone's lawsuit claiming ownership of all of Orange County.

The orange lobby have been hindered in their efforts by their decision to employ Anita Bryant as spokesperson, a bad move as she is reviled for her efforts to repeal Florida human rights law (see homosexual) and for having sung that dreadful, annoying Paper Roses song one time too many (see vomit).