The perpetual fairground. This features the forever spinning chipmunks. These conjoined chipmunks got into a fight over a peanut shortly after birth and have been spinning ever since. The Idiot's Tourist Guide says: 'If you love your bearded women, you will LOVE the perpetual fairground'.
The graveyard. Pretty dead most nights.
To reach the floating island, take the expressway just out of Nova Scotia, and drive vertically for 9 miles. Stop when you see the bodies of santa worshippers.