Paranoia/The Real Truth about Paranoia
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“Just because you are paranoid you cannot be sure that you are not being followed.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Paranoia
I don't have to tell you, you know it already.
There is no such thing as paranoia.
It is all a concept made up by the psychiatrists to silence those few who are brave enough to tell the truth about the conspiracy to take over the Earth made by the lizard/pig men from the center of the earth/space, currently controlling the government,
edit: This is the government. There is no such thing as a lizard/pig man. Continue doing your surface dwelling/earth-ape business, fattening yourself while we prepare to cook your <s>delicious disgusting earth flesh.
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!
... And this entire website is in fact a joke, and will soon be siezed by the FBI for evidence in a Child Pornography ring.
You have been warned.
Anonymous
[edit] Snakes
Are those snakes? Oh god, I hate snakes! Don't let them near me!
That is not a bowl of spaghetti, I've seen what a bowl of spaghetti looks like alright! Those are snakes god damn it! SWEET JESUS, I'M COVERED IN SNAKES!!!! GET THEM OFF OF ME!!! OH GOD, OH CHRIST PLEASE HELP ME! NO MORE SNAKES, NO MORE!!!! Why did you tell the government about me and this page why why ???
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