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“The key to a woman's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.”
“Sssshhhh....DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS.”
Parents might refer to the following:
It probably doesn't refer to the following, but who knows:
Maybe you were looking for your family.
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