Paris Hilton (Cylon)
- This article is about the Paris Hilton (toaster). For other definitions of the term Paris Hilton, see Paris Hilton (disambiguation), or you could invade her house. I want to!
“Cylon? (squints eyes) Take her to the brig.”
Cylon Paris Hilton (or Cylon Model 69), is the child of Cylon Model 6 and Gaius Baltar. Of course, the fact that Cylon Model 6 exists entirely in the head of Dr. Baltar posed some problems, so they artificially inseminated that Sharon Model somehow. Of course, Carl "Helo" Agathon thought the kid was his. No no, Carl. Immaculate conception!
Being genetically blessed, (shall we say blessed?), with special Cylon Uber Genes, she grew rapidly, and being the daughter of the Beautiful, Vivacious, Sexy, and Gorgeous Number 6, she retained her looks, and managed to gain Dr. Baltar's ego.
Being impressed with her development so far, the cylons put her to work, beginning the downfall of the Colonial Fleet, SECOND COMING STYLE! Or maybe not. However, Model 69's poor acting ability got her detected, and thrown into the brig within moments of her sleeper program initialising.
In an attempt to rectify the mistake, Cylon agents attempted to implant in her an Intelligence and Talent chip, but the chip, requireing a certain amount of brain power to function, promptly imploded, turning the Model into a Horny version of it's former self.
Existence on Earth
After the downfall of Cylon Paris, the Cylons attempted to repeat the infiltration with a much more intelligent (though no less horny) model, Cylon Model 69 2.0 'Lewinsky'.
“I did not have sexual relations with that cylon.”
Model 69 2.0 was much more effective at infiltrating the upper echelons of Colonian Command, but the amorous nature of the model finally showed through when it couldn't help but have a sexual relationship with the President of the Colonies, Laura Roslin. For all intents and purposes, the cylon dream of destruction of the human race was lost.