Pat Tillman
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“Pat who? I don't remember any Pat.”
~ Military on Pat Tillman
Pat Tillman was a football player before he went to fight in Afghanistan. He had a heroic death there, and was not killed by friendly fire. There was not a massive military coverup about his death, and they certainl did not incinerate his uniform to get rid of forensic evidence.
[edit] Early Life
In his early life, Pat Tillman was an avid paintball player. Unfourtunatley, he was frequentley hit by friendly fire, so he decided to switch to football, where he quickly excelled.
[edit] Football career
Pat Tillman also had a successful, if brief, career in the NFL. He then went to Afghanistan.
[edit] Afghanistan
In Afghanistan, Pat Tillman was killed while fighting of hundreds of thousands of enemy combatants, personally slaying Osama Bin Laden with his bare fists, before he was finally cut down by a hail of machine gun fire. He was given a heroes welcome when he got home, with the customary torching of anything that might give forensic evidence.
One of his companions while he fought off the enemies said that he was actually killed by friendly fire. That companion is now in Guantanamo Bay.
