Patrick Bateman

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Patrick Bateman is the alter-ego of one of the most badass actors of all time, Christian Bale. Christian uses Bateman as an outlet to say inappropriate things to people, have threesomes with prostitutes, and kill jared Leto and almost anyone else who annoys him. To this day, no one can figure out that Bateman and Bale are the same person. This is due to Christian's Oldman-like, chameleon acting abilities. On other days, Christian Bale can be a futuristic cleric with awesome Gun-Kata skills, Batman (but not the gay one), a machinist, or someone who bangs Emily Watson, Natasha Mcelhone, or Kate Beckinsale.

Patrick Bateman's favorite band is the Talking Heads. He also enjoys some occasional Slayer when owning his victims.

Patrick Bateman's business cards are the greatest in history. Don't let him hear you say anything different.

Patrick Bateman will one day destroy the restaurant Dorsia, for giving Jared Leto reservations but not him.

Patrick Bateman and Tyler Durden once had a fight over who the better alter-ego was. Aside from the two of them, there were no survivors.

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