Paul Joseph Watson
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Paul Joseph Watson is a British comedian/conspiracy theorist. He is best known as the co-creator of the virtual band International Jewish Conspiracy alongside renowned international pocket-billiards championAlex Jones.
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[edit] Biography
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[edit] Early Years
Paul Joseph Watson was created in 1969, a clone of Paul McCartney created by an overzealous Paul is dead believer working inside the British intelligence service. The agent behind this was eventually sacked, and the clone was ordered to be terminated. Watson's adoptive parents, however, launched a ten-year legal battle to save their son, and the government was eventually forced to drop it's case. This experience left young Watson permanently distrusting of governments, as well as leaving him with a burning hatred of tacky drama.
Watson would graduate from Cambridge University in 1981 with a doctorate in Conspiracy Philosophy. Due to a bizarre loophole in the 'top-up fees' laws passed by Tony Blair's Labour government in 2003, Watson was forced to raise money for his tuition through stand-up comedy. When he finally got his degree, he had already been established as one of the greatest names in political comedy in Britain.
[edit] Work with Alex Jones
In 1987, Watson was invited as a guest star on the radio show of the American musician/conspiracy theorist/kitten strangler Alex Jones. It was such a success that Watson eventually was given a permanent spot on the show writing material for Jones to take the credit for. Their time together would be the start of a series of collaborations. Watson would help Jones with the writing of his albums "The Thought Police Are Coming To Take Me Away" and "Airstrip One, 1984". Then, in 1990, the two would host a series of TV Game Shows. The first of these. Prison Planet, featured contestants trying to escape from a specially designed Orwellian prison to win a $245 million prize. While only two of the eight contestants are believed to have survived, the show was so popular that Watson and Jones would go on to host the highly successful quiz shows Infowars, Propaganda Matrix, Who Wants to Win a Water-filter, Take my Mexican and Lynching For Dollars. Watson currently holds the world record for the most prolific use of the phrase 'wake up' in any single sentence (412 repetitions) beating the previous record holder Lord Alex Jarhead's paltry 61.
[edit] International Jewish Conspiracy
In 2001, Watson and Jones launched their newest project, the International Jewish Conspiracy, a virtual band meant to rival the highly popular Gorillaz. Their debut album, "International Jewish Conspiracy" failed to rival the Gorillaz own self-titled debut album, however. In light of this, Watson began work on a film to promote the band, entitled the Global Conspiracy Tour, starring himself and Alex Jones going on a road trip with Michael Moore, Jones' lover Fred Phelps and Noam 'Gnomes of Zurich' Chomsky to see the International Jewish Conspiracy on tour.
While the film was a relative failure at the Box Office, it has gained a cult following while its soundtrack was highly successful in sales and pound shops.
