Paxil is a rudimentary growth stimulant that, upon ingestion, makes you spontaneously sprout three extra legs. A heated scandal at the 2000 Olympics caused the drug to be yanked off of store shelves and sold on eBay by retailers posing as 13 year-old boys.
Paxil comes in three distinct flavors: boisenberry, aluminum, and Sharkleberry Fin. It is rumored that a clerical error led to the production of several extra metric tons of Paxil. This extra product was then deposited under the sands of a New Mexico landfill alongside five million disposed Atari cartridges of E.T., The Extra Terrestrial and Jimmy Hoffa.