Pay-per-view
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Pay per view is one of the worst ways to obtain pornography; the charges cannot be disputed with your credit card company and the logs may be saved in a publicly accessed queue. Proponents of pay per view lovingly refer to this as a good way to view pornography without the general public being privy to the viewer's particular fetish or pornography habit; people who are smart know that the pay-per-view companies sell it's customer's demographics to businesses that have no higher function but to hunt the porn viewer down and humiliate him/her.
Otherwise, notably the previous summer's 'Blockbusters,' i.e. the movies that you didn't want to see then and still don't want to see now.
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The ability of one person to pay for, upfront, an allotted amount of time to expend watching a streaming 'rental' over the internet- usually of an adult nature, pay per view is also closely related to hillbillyism, as the cost per minute is usually just as much as the actual full rental itself, though many users who do not understand the concept of bulk sale nor logic may be confused more easily than those who opted for the free porn available in any search engine cache.
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