Pea Crab

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The Pea Crab is a small lifeform that currently ran for president in 2000. It is sometimes described as a tiny god that currently lives on Crescent Island.

The Pea crab is also friends with Cthulhu and frequently attend tea parties in egl dress. To accompany the almighty Pea Crab are several merfolk and Fairy Nuff which spend their days humbly serving the Pea Crab.

Call of the Pea Crab

Oh how we see
all that is blind
in all of your forms
in all of your mind
We shall be great
And mended to thee
And worship your presence
With utmost divinity.