Peloponnesian War
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The Peloponnesian War was fought between 431 BC and 429 BC when Sparta invaded Athens.
The Spartans were angry because the Athenians played that gay form of Graeco-Roman Wrestling where naked boys groped each other, while the Spartans preferred to watch WWE "wrestling" ("raslin" in ancient Greek) where clothed men try really, really hard to act like they're straight even though straight men don't wear tights or touch each other for money.
The Spartans sacked Athens and tossed all the Athenians into sacks and heaved the sacks into the sea.
