Peter Frampton

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

Peter Frampton is the coolest person to have ever lived. Most people don't live to talk about his awesomeness because he's so awesome that whenever people see how awesome he is they spontaniously combust. That is the only way people ever really spontaniously combust, so it isn't really that spontanious. Peter Frampton is the real reason Chuck Norris jokes came about because he felt sorry for him, so wanted to make him feel special. Chuck Norris is really just a Peter Frampton wannabe. Some people wear Super Man underwear. Chuck Norris wears Peter frampton underwear.

Peter Frampton is best known for his use of the voice box. No other singer in the history of the earth has ever used a voice box before. He has many known songs, and they all happen to be about s uicide. Just like every other song in the world. Whether the artists or the fans know it or not, all songs are really about s uicide.

There are a lot of Peter Frampton facts that are told without people knowing it. Whenever they are telling Chuck Norris jokes they are really talking about Peter Frampton, because Peter Frampton gave Chuck Norris credit for the jokes. You can substitute any Chuck Norris joke into Peter Frampton jokes by switching the name and make verbs "Framptonate", or "Framptonating". Some examples of this are:

Peter Frampton doesn't use c ondoms Peter Frampton Framptonates.
Peter Frampton can divide by Frampton.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Peter Frampton bites the head off of Chuck Norris.

Another fact that not many people know about Peter Frampton is that he invented Guild Wars. He actually invented everything, except bad things in the world, Like runescape and World of Warcraft. World of Warcraft was invented by Joe Walsch, and Runescape was invented by Garth Brooks. Since Guild Wars is obviously the best out of those, it is the one that Peter Frampton invented.

Among Peter Frampton's voice box songs is "Do You Feel Like I Do", which he is talking about s uicide and asking if everyone else wants to commit su icide also.

This article needs more work. See ICU and below for details. This page will be re-checked on 28 June 2007 (tagged 21 June), and if not improved will face deletion.

This page needs some formatting help. It should have: links to other articles. few (or no) red links. paragraphs, headings, correct speeling and grammer, tables, whitespace, and an image or two. If you need formatting help, check this page or ask someone for help.