Peter MacKay
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Peter MacKay finding out he was picked to be in Stephen Harper's cabinet. | |
| Title: | "Pete" or most commonly called "The Nova Scotian
who gives maritimers lots of dollars!" |
| Predecessor: | a jar of pickles painted Blue |
| Successor: | Stephen Harper |
| Date of Birth: | 100 BC Note: Month of birth not known. |
| Place of Birth: | A small rinky-dinky town with
a population of about 5
in Nova Scotia. |
| Spouse: | His loyal dog Fred. Single...is looking for wife. Call: 1-800-iam-a-wimp |
| Political Party: | The Screw You Joe Clark Party |
“Belinda Stronach is a dog. I should know.”
~ Peter MacKay on Belinda Stronach
“Duct tape.”
~ Peter MacKay on King Ralph of Saudi OilAlberta
“De-elect Peter Mackay for Central Nova!”
~ Every Progressive Conservative in Canada, especially in Central Nova on Peter MacKay
Peter MacKay is a politician who serves under Stephen Albertan Harper's conservative government and is Canada's Minister of Foreign Affairs and Minister for dogs in Canada...especially those that relate to Conservative crossover Belinda Stronach.
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[edit] I miss Belinda!
MacKay has a dog and after his recent break up with Belinda Stronach he said: "I think I'll go home and walk my dog. . . at least dogs are loyal." This was a major statement that was all over the news- MacKay says he will walk his dog.
[edit] MacKay's death sentence
Peter MacKay's best friend is Harper, so follows Harper's orders even if Harper wants to eat babies. Peter MacKay is not expected to be re-elected and That hippy is expected to become the Member of Parliament for the Central Nova in the next election because he cares more about kissing up to Harper than giving Nova Scotia bags of money, because money buys happiness, and cases of Alexander Keith's. He is expected to spend hours and hours a day walking his dog when he loses the next election.
[edit] Trivia
- MacKay has started a new brand of dog food called Peter MacKay brand dog food.*
- He has an upcoming film called: Dogs in politics.
- He is secretly dating U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice...however, they only see each other once a year...how tragic.
- MacKay grew up in a suburb of Toronto, Nova Scotia
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| Preceded by: District created in 2003 | Member of Parliament from Central Nova 2004-present | Succeeded by: Incumbent |
| 28th Ministry - Government of Stephen Albertan Harper | ||
| Cabinet Posts (2) | ||
| Preceded by: Pierre Pettigrew | Minister of Foreign Affairs (2006) | Succeeded by: nobody |
| Preceded by: nobody | Minister responsible for dogs in Canada...especially those that relate to Conservative crossover Belinda Stronach (2006) | Succeeded by: nobody |
