Petrol huffing

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Petrol

It is mans best friend in liquid form.

Petrol is one of the only substances on earth that can make the Colors come out and dance for you. For this reason alone it is quickly becoming the prefered alternative to kitten-huffing. While not quite legal yet in any state besides the godforsaken hellhole Nebraska, it is only a matter of time. Why is such a safe (er, non-fatale) fuel illegal? Racism, my friend. Kitten-huffing is the black mans drug and thus perfectly fine in America. It is the opressed white folk majority who first brought the habit of Petrol huffing over to the States. From, you guessed it, Petrograd, Russia.

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