Philippines/Language
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| Airplane | Er-playn |
| April | EP-ril |
| Appliances | A-Fly-yan-sis |
| Beach | bitch |
| Bear | burr |
| Burger | bur-jer |
| Bus | boose |
| Church | charts |
| Circle | SEER-kul |
| Deodorant | JO-dorant |
| Eagle | EE-gol |
| Education | Eju-keshon |
| Enthusiasm | INto-shasm |
| February | peb-YAH-ree |
| Finish | PEEN-is |
| Fruit Stand | PRO-test Tant |
| Giraffe | jee-ra-fee |
| Love | lab |
| March | marts |
| Mango | Meyng-go |
| Picture | PEE-choor |
| Pizza | Pi-cha |
| Politics | SHOW-beez |
| Refrigerator | PRID-je-dur |
| Sauce | Souws |
| School | ES-kul |
| Sheet | shit |
| Special | is-PISS-yal/Is-fey-syal |
| Showbiz | PUH-lee-teeks |
| Statue | STAY-choo |
| Take Out | TIK-awt |
| Theory | CHOO-ree |
| Video | BEE-ju |
| Spaghetti | SPAG-iti |
| Measure | MES-yorr |
