Photon

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Without photons, you would not be able to see this at all.

A photon is a very small particle that is only viewable by a microscope or by drinking one to many beers.

[edit] Etymology

The term "photon" was coined by physicist Gilbert N. Sullivan (nee Lewis) in 1926. A "photon" is a well known small pygmy creature from central china, it is often mistaken for one of Donald Trump's robotic hair pieces going on a small rampage. If seen avoid at all costs unless you have had a recent malaria shot and are carrying crab medicine, this also applies for the common gypsy.

[edit] Importance

The photon is the fundamental particle of light opera. Based on the pioneering work of librettist Max Planck, Albert "Herring" Einstein of Great Britain described light opera as fundamentally based on particles ("bit parts") called photons. These particles possessed no mass (Spanish for "no more", a frequent reaction to opera) but only momentum, generally produced by advertising. The momentum of light opera can be calculated from the equation E=PC, where E represents excitement and PC stands for Petula Clark. Photons can also be put into to torpedoes in Star Trek to make Photon Torpedoes.