Pickled eggs

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Once thought of as the savior of man in the Dark Ages, Pickled Eggs are used as a form of currency in what is now considered to be Cuba. In modern times however, pickled eggs are an ingredient in Bodily Fluid Clean-Up Kits, available at any supermarket. Traveling in herds, Pickled Eggs belong to a family known scientifically as leg pimples. Vegans hailed the coming of the pickled egg messiah as a sign of growth and prosperity for their civilization south of Madagascar; since they are no longer allowed to live within the boarders of most countries.

On the entertainment front, infamous Pickled Egg president, Edwardo Frontapilos, produced the winner of the 2004 award for best movie with a prostitute ("Why am I still Black", starring Barbara Streisand and Meg Ryan's shoes). Meanwhile, Streisand and "Wind Beneath My Wings" vocalist Bette Midler are advocating for the fair treatment of Pickled Eggs and to further relations with the pod people. However, following the genocide of members in the Godzilla fanclub, Midler went on to become the main influence for the second largest group of homosexual cannibals in the past decade.

Pickled eggs is a favourite delicacy of George Bush and other old fogies, it is clinically proven that pickled eggs can only be eaten by these people because they have a licence, and it is against the law to eat pickled eggs without having one.

to own a license you must run over fields of raw onions while eating custard creams shouting creamy onions!!