Pier Gerlofs Donia

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Pier Gerlofs Donia (1480-1520) was a gigantic warrior king of the Frisians. He stood 7 feet tall and he could chop many heads off with his gigantic sword.

He died in 1520 when it was discovered the legendary giant warrior was actually three midgets wearing a large suit caring a sword.

The three midgets, Hans, Jim and Bruce, where then killed by an angry mob.

Life[edit]

Donia was born in a family of farmers. That means he had a poor sense of grammar and probably a bad accent and bad oral hygiene. The grandmother of Pier Gerlofs Donia was german crossdresser and was actually his father.

Rebel[edit]

Donia was a great rebel. Ever since he was young. He refused to eat fava beans as a kid. He repeatedly walked away from home, after which his strict father punished him by forcing him to sing and dance in a dress.

Trivia[edit]

  1. Donia had a red moustache which looks kinda gay.
  2. Donia loved to wear stockings.
  3. Donia had two kids.
  4. Donia was a farmer.
  5. Donia was racist towards the Dutch which is very bad. :(
  6. Donia is the Frisians own personal avenger