Pin the Tail on the Donkey

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A donkey after a particularly grueling session of the game.

Pin the Tail on the Donkey is a children's party game that advocates animal abuse. The game involves driving a metal spike into the unprotected anus of an ass while blindfolded. The children who play this game are apparently unaware of the vicious atrocities they are commiting, and parents have been known to sit back and giggle at the spectacle. NAMPLA (The North American Man/ Pet Love Association, also known as PETA) has called for a nationwide ban on the game's play, suggesting that it teaches children how to be cruel to animals. In response, the entire Republican Party laughed at them. Even Strom Thurmond, which was difficult, considering that he's dead.

Donkeys around the world have also reportedly objected to the sadistic game. Renowned donkey rights activist Sarah Jessica Parker claimed it was demeaning to donkeys everywhere at a speech given at the 2004 International Conference for Ass Rights. The speech was met with thunderous braying.

After playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey at a friend's birthday party, North Dakota native Tabitha Sorenson sodomized her neighbor's pet donkey. Her friends and family were astonished to learn that Tabitha had a penis, but not as astonished as the donkey.

Another event that relates to the game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey occurred at the birthday party of Tom Cruise. He was around 7 at the time, and when trying to play Pin the tail on the Donkey, the donkey who was to be pinned counter-attacked. The donkey then pinned Tom to the ground and stuck his "pin" up Tom's ass. It was a traumatizing day for Tom, as he revealed a lot of repressed memories when he constantly repeated the phrase "daddy no means no!" then screamed "daddy use your fist!" Scientologists have determined that the donkey was in fact John Travolta and that Tom Cruise is not gay.

The game has its origins in ancient Tibet, where starving monks would often skewer wild asses alive using giant metal rods. The ass could then be conveniently spit-roasted to a delicious, golden brown. P.S. This article is 100% true. check the sources. Whatever MORONS say otherwise are the stupidest people in the world. THEY MAKES ME SICK!!!>:(