Pirate Jokes
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- Q: What did the retarded pirate say?"
- A: Q!
- Q: Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Barkeep asks about it, and the pirate says:
- A: Yar, it's drivin' me nuts!
- Q: What movie is a pirate's favorite?"
- A: Anything rated R.
- Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn at the market?
- A1: A pirate would steal his corn, as if pirates eat corn.
- A2: A buccaneer.
- Q: Why are pirates pirates?
- A: Because they aaaarr!
- Q: What's a pirate's vision?"
- A: 20.
- Q: Did you hear the one about the alcoholic pirate?
- A: He said, "I'd give my right eye for a bottle of rum."
- Q: How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?"
- A: An arm and a leg.
- Q: How many pirates with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- A: Want to steal loot?
- Q: What's a pirate's favorite cookie?"
- A: Ships-ahoy!
- Q: How do pirates know when they're going to be attacked?
- A: They watch Sea-span.
- Q: What do you call a good-looking pirate girl?
- A: Aye-Candy.
- Q: Did you hear the one about when the pirate ship with a hold full of red paint and a pirate ship with a booty of blue paint collided?
- A: they were marooned.
- Q: What do a pirate and a pimp both have in common?
- A: They say "YO HO!"
- Q: What has 8 arms, 8 legs, and 8 eyes?
- A: 8 pirates.
