Plastic girls

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Did you mean Bitch

“She's such a slut!!”

~ Plastic on Every other girl

“Eww!!”

~ Plastic on Bugs

“Eww!!”

~ Plastic on Homework

“Eww!!”

~ Plastic on Anything that is not pink

A plastic is a terrible being often mistaken as a Bitch or Slut but has many defining features. The plastic is more of a primitive animal than human. They're daily routine consists of Sleeping, eating, bitching, being a slut, bitching, worrying about thier visual appearance, applying make-up, asking stupid questions in class, bitching and being anoying to any half intellegent male. They go through 3 main stages of life (See below) and are seen as popular untill they reach thier third stage of life where the scene is stollen from them.

[edit] Origin

There are 3 theorys of how the plastic steriotype was founded:

[edit] Theory One

Plastic were a group of un-intellegent girls that idolised the movie Mean Girls. They started dressing, acting and becoming the girls from the film, until thier humanity was lost and they became mindless beasts.

[edit] Theory Two

When cavemen were finaly advancing into real humans, there was a large amount of stupid females who wished to stay back with thier primitive goals of

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