Plate
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Plate (1955-2000) was, in fact, the most incredible non-sentient being ever.
He lived a mostly peaceful life, mostly because that excludes the "liberating" of the Cigars of Cuba, Poles from Poland and, of-course, the famous "rescuing of the [Penguin|Penguins]]" in Antarctica, and throughout Southern Australasia.
He spent most of his time wasting his life on games like hopscotch and Frisbee, the latter being rather dangerous for someone of his stature.
He enjoyed long walks in the park with his long time life partner Gravy H. Boat, along with buying copious amounts of lotto tickets and hoping for the best. Plate was a very religious creature, believing in God, as well as Science. In this respect he was much like George Clooney, and very unlike John Travolta. His favorite movie was actually a mini-series, he was just too stupid to know the difference.
Alas, on the 22nd of Schlepty 2000, Plate was killed in a hysterical Greek accident involving a burly man, a big table, and many other plates. The burly man was not charged with murder but he was hunted down by Plate's fans and killed.
You will be missed, Plate ;(
