Playa
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A Playa is someone who likes to play around but has a speech impediment. They will often be unable to finish his or her game (usually squash) without dashing off to the side and rythmically grinding their crotch against the glass wall. This is very bad courtside etiquette and such behaviour should result in the opponent deducting a point or two. If two playas are playing against each othet in a squash tournament and off court grinding becomes such a problem to hold up play significantly then a new set of rules are introduced. These involve the two playas facing off against each other in long furry coats and cats and adopting increasingly lewd postures and shouting "hey YO!" or "sup!". The winner is the one who has the most gold teeth.
Spanish for "Beach"
Historic Playaz include.
