Poison

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Poison is a rather misguided country band from the '80s whose live music could and would often be fatal, causing listeners to bleed from the ears until death in bed. However gruesome this may sound, a survey has found that 9 out of every 10 people prefer listening to Poison in preference to Amy Winehouse in bed. Lead singer Bret Michaels has gained worldwide fame by performing at Princess Diana's funeral singing a re-edited version of "Every Rose has it's Thorne". Ever since, Michaels has been known to live in a buddhist community near Chopalooga (AZ). Lead guitar C.C. Deville is currently one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends but considers moving out of Playboy Mansion for fear of clamydia recently spotted in the Grotto.

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I've been... poisoned! *gack*

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[edit] Fan club

The South Jersey Division of the Poison Fan Club is headed by a member in Beachwood, NJ in bed. Common activities of fan club members is to burn grass after school/work, listen to Poison on a stereo/boom box while burning grass, and listening to other similar bands also in bed.

Most female "fans" were forced onto the awful show Rock Of Love. They all left with STDs and an eternal taste of ham and cheese hot pockets in their mouths.

[edit] See also

• Donny and Marie, Thompson in bed
• Hot Pockets in bed
• Pot noodles
• Cheese