Polyamory
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Polyamory is the love of tending and raising flocks of parrots as pets. Many polyamorists are therefore sea pirates.
As large flocks of birds are time-consuming to maintain, many (but not all) polyamorists live in ménages à trois or ménages à quatre so that the necessary tasks may be divided between the three or more people in the relationship.
Polyamorists are not adulterous as each of their partners is aware of all of these relationships. They are also not swingers, due to the primary emphasis on relationships instead of exclusively sexual or social activities.
In some cases, there are secondary relationships or long-distance relationships involved, although LDRs are more suited to those who tend carrier pigeons (instead of parrots) to deliver their love letters.
When not raising parrots, polyamorists often engage in SCA or Wiccan activity to pass the time - if, evidently, there's still time left after all the effort required both for parrot-tending and for endless discussions of "the relationship" and "mastering jealousy" which go with the ménage à trois relationship structure.
[edit] Polyamory in popular culture
Polyamory is the ideology that normal, natural and proper method of human mating known as Monogamy is really just a corporate plot to oppress the godless and perverted sexual urges of your mom, whores, jews, democrats and, of course, homosexuals (which includes satanists, serial killers, hemophiliacs, your dad and people from The United Kingdom). Poly People(as they are called) live out their lives in an elaborate series of underground caverns where they cannot be judged by the all-knowing eye of our lord and saviour.
[edit] Polyamory in the Cold War
The 1920's saw many polyamorous movements incite revolutions in formally monogamous countries across Europe and created tension between Poly people and the Serial Monogomotiains a rival ideology also gaining popularity during 1920s. This extreme difference in the two philosophies lead to what historians refer to as the Cold War, which began in the 1960's and climaxed when a wall was built in Berlin separating the two sides of the city that prescribed to the two ideologies. The Berlin Wall becomes a symbol of the larger "Iron Hymen" that had formed across Europe separating those countries that were polyamorous and those countries that were not.
The Cold War caused a lot of tension in Europe but no actual violence. Western Europe was caught in a seemingly endless cycle of strategic alliances that would end shortly after they began only to see another alliance spring up immediately afterwards. Eastern Europe on the other end was becoming more and more together as an intricate network of alliances had formed between all the countries on that side of the Iron Hymen. This, itself, was not completely free of problems as countries in Eastern Europe would often feel jealous or left out of the alliance when one country would spend more time with another country.
Also Russia seemed to have the most alliances and this lead to murmurs by the other countries that Russia was beginning to be to much of a "slut" and was "probably going to catch something". These murmur threaten to destroy the ideology despite the fact, as reported by Russia, any other country would do the same thing if only they were as pretty as Mother Russia.
