Pope John Paul 2.1

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“Quite a stable upgrade”

~ Someone who has not actually used the software

Don't worry about the Lightsaber, unless your a Jew, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Seek, Protestant, Atheist or Dark lord

31 February 2005: Microsoft announced today it was ending all development on Pope John Paul 2.1, originally scheduled for a 2003 release, due to the worsening condition of the "mouldering undead corpse currently being fed through a tube in its neck". The company says it already has plans for Pope John Paul XP (codename: Longhorn Vista), with an all-new underlying architecture based on fusion-powered rocket legs, eight metal tentacles with multi-functional tips, retractable dual missile launchers, and laser-targetting eyes. Work continues on previously announced features such as Plug 'n Preach, Prayer.NET, and the highly anticipated Blue Screen of Resurrection. John Paul believed all who read information about him should go to Hell Norway.

"We're confident that with the release of Pope John Paul XP, tentatively slated for a prospective beta some time in the future, we'll destroy... oops, i mean 'gain significant marketshare from' our competitors including Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism and the Anglican and Uniting churches," said a Bill Gates.

19 April 2005: The Vatican Marketing Department renamed Pope John Paul 2.1 to Terminator Pope Benedict 16.0.