Pope Sevunus
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Pope Sevunus served as Pope of the Catholic Church from AD 1683 until 20 BC
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[edit] The Multi-Pope
Sevunus was not so much an actual pope as a group of popes, each masquerading as one and occasionally using quantum physics to actually become one for short periods of time, the duration of which can only be calculated to a degree that decreases as our ability to determine if they actually were one pope and not a group of identical popes decreases.
[edit] Pre-Pope Days
Little is known about Sevunus' days before becoming pope. In his book, Why Kittens are Delicious, Louis XIV of France wrote:
"Perhaps the biggest factor behind the lack of knowledge was simply the lack of a well-bred kitten. The public simply did not care about the early years of a pope when they were suffering from kitten shortages"
[edit] Sevunus as Pope
Sevunus instituted a number of important reforms, and also revoked a number of important reforms. His papacy was simply a whirlwind of activity, with decrees being issued then soon after revoked; issued and simultaneously revoked; and revoked and then many years later finally issued.
[edit] The Usual Suspects
Little is known of the identities of those individuals who collectively were known as Pope Sevunus, but the following are considered suspects:
[edit] Timeline
Their reign was immediately preceded by that of Pope Sixtus IV and followed by the indeterminate and perhaps never existing period of time known as Time of Happy Dance.
| Preceded by: | List of Popes 20 BC-1683 AD | Succeeded by: Sixtus IV |
