Pope Sixtus IV
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Pope Sixtus IV was one of the most prolific Popes of the modern Papacy. Little is known about his life before becoming pope, though his childhood is swathed in legend, but he was a figure of great celebrity during his papal reign, and his list of accomplishments is as long as your arm. No, not that arm, the other one.
[edit] The Many Accomplishments of Pope Sixtus IV
- Star player of the Dublin Drunken Popes
- Initiated and participated significantly in the Protestant vs. Catholic Shakedown of 1726.
- Hosted of the popular show The Spanish Inquisition for several years.
- Slew the Jabberwock with his vorpal blade when he was a boy.
