Popols
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In actual fact, a Popol is nothing and at the same time, something. It is a complete product of my imagination. It is the world's worst insult and at the same time the world's greatest complement. It is the disease contracted from excessive use of MSN and it is also a Chinese pastry.
[edit] "Why in God's holy name is there a need for the word popol?"
There isn't.
[edit] "Why in God's holy name is there an article devoted to it?"
Like most people who use Uncyclopedia (and excessively use the internet, in general), I am a sad, lonely little man who has nothing better to do than comb my pubic hairs and submit anal discharge in written form to random websites. I was also hoping that popol would become a global phenomenom, but as I write this I know that to be bollocks. But, hey, it was worth a try.
[edit] "How popols came to be."
"And then God commanded his angels to deliver a message of infinite importance to a chosen human male of almost no importance whatsoever. The message contained only one word and the angel left with the words, "do with it what you think is right. As I always do when given a product of immense importance, I sold it for a tankard of ale. The word, however, I will never forget. It was 'Hello'. I then went on msn and a friend mispelt the word 'pool'. The outcome was 'popol'."
[edit] "Where are the jokes?"
Seeing as my sense of humour is almost non-existent, I regret to inform you that it doesn't get any funnier.
[edit] "How can one man devote an entire article to absolutely nothing?"
I just opened my mouth and absolute drivel sprang forth from inside of me.
[edit] "Uses of the word 'Popol'" (AKA The only useful section of this entire article)
Popol can be used to describe the following things:
1. Anything at a Chinese buffet.
2. Any male with only one leg.
3. Stupid people who write stupid articles.
4. A heated pool.
5. Any of the fatal diseases one can contract from MSN.
6. An abnormally small penis.
7. An abnormally large penis.
8. An abnormally sad attempt at humour.
9. Anything abnormal at all.
10. A popol.
11. Tom.
12. The act of biting the head off a pigeon (referred to as 'popolling').
13. An article with no redeeming value (e.g. this article).
[edit] "The end of the article."
This is the end of the article.
