Popup

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The title given to this article is displayed incorrectly because computers are trying to take over the Earth, so pretend it says <script>openPopup("http://badContentSite.bad")</script>.

Popups are the best way to adverise because a whopping 0.0003‰ of users in the Internet click them at least once. They come in all forms from "Christian right wingers against sex having sex" to "0.00000000000000001% APR on your loan."

Popups are the best way to advertise since unlike most other types of advertising, people don't get pissed off when they come up. And unlike other types of advertising, people actually take notice of them and not just to financially support the website. Also, the number of popups that appear when you go on many websites don't completely obscure the page you're looking at and take 10 minutes to close all of them unlike banner ads do.

Another great feature of popups is that people are the millionth visitor to a website so much that the geeks are actually earning more money by sitting at home on their PC clicking on ads in a day than their parents will earn in a lifetime.

To successfully promote your new website, design a popup today!