Porn Aid

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This event, organised by Ron Jeremy and Bob Geldof in 2005 saw the starving masses of the world being saved (or at least distracted) from their plight by copious amounts of porn.

Several stars of the porn world flew to Canada to "bonk the crap out of those poor Mountie fellas" and consequently the Canadians just don't give a shit that they're poor.