Pornwire, or the evil brother of Limewire, is commonly known as Limewire Version 5.5. It is evil in every way, using it's spectacular porn to get you jerking off before giving you the Karma Sutra Virus.
The creation of Pornwire
Pornwire was created in 1982 by Osama Bin Laden in an attempt to take over the world, one computer at a time. Osama came across amazing German porn over the internet, jacked off, and thought to himself THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT! THIS IS THE WAY TO DIRECT PORN! He then thought of his ingenious plan shortly afterwards.
The evilness of pornwire
The only way to prevent Pornwire from posessing you with it's evil surge of death is to drop your pants. This is because Pornwire can't stand the sight of Pubic Hair.