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Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball is a spinoff game to the popular Super Smash Bros. fighting game series. SSBX, unlike the rest of the series, is not a fighting game, but rather a "Sports Fantasy Simulation" game, a cross between a dating sim and a somewhat Pong-like volleyball simulator. The events of SSBX take place between Super Smash Bros. Melee and Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and are considered canon to the overarching storyline.

Using his winnings from the SSBM tournament, Mr. Game & Watch heads off to Vegas for some gambling. He hits the jackpot playing slots and wins a rather large sum of money. Using this money, he procures himself an island and names it Mr. Game & Watch Island. He then sends out invitations stating that the next SSB tournament, SSBB, will be held on Mr. Game & Watch Island. As the competitors begin to arrive, however, they realize that he's tricked them. He only sent out the invitation to the female competitors, there is no tournament, and the girls are now stuck on the island for two weeks with nothing to do but play volleyball and shop. (more...)

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Uncyclo-tan lost The Game, and so it did you.

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Banned from the Internet - Crimes inspired by video games - Defender of the Clown - Flying Spaghetti Monster - Grue - HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble - HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament - Internet (video game) - Kitten hurling battle - Metal Gear Solid - Oscar Wilde - Rock, Paper, Airstrike - Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament - Star Trek Online - Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball - The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships -

Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times
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Bland Gift Manual, Prison City - Puu - Sonic the Preggo - Tails the Straight

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Did you know that

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...Seal Clubbing is a team-based sport popular in northern Canada, Greenland, Norway and Russia. It is the third most popular sport in Canada after hockey and moose bludgeoning, as well as the official sport of the Territory of Nunavut.

...Playwright, novelist, musician, poet, philanthropist, historian, short story writer - these are just a few of the professions of individuals that Oscar Wilde has corrupted with his rampant sexuality and Rabelaisian appetites.

...Rock, Paper, Airstrike is a popular children's game where 2 or more children gather in a circle and make obscene hand gestures at one another in an attempt to win the game. The rules are surprisingly complex for such a simple children's game, yet it remains a game that children enjoy the world over.

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