God Thinks this article Epitomizes all the Sins of mankind. Yet, in His infinite Wisdom, God has
Foreseen the necessity of Terrible articles like this one, and Will accordingly Tolerate it until
…you shall all burn in Hell, however.
Shrimp: tiny, foul-tasting harbingers of doom vegetable. Seemingly made from vulcanised rubber, scientific evidence suggests they are completely inedible by the human being, and any belief to the contrary is easily dismissed as the libelous drivel of the truly deranged.
What Do Shrimp Look Like?
Take a short person. Paint them pink. Give them extra legs and creepy little black eyes. That's a shrimp.
Horrible, isn't it?
Nazi Shrimp lived in the Pacific Ocean When Hitler shrimp came to power. They killed a lot of Plankton and started the fish war 2
The nazi shrimp also were Secretly escorting 8 billion pounds of huffable kittens.Shrimp have no lungs so why would they do that? some speculate that they were giving it to grues ,speranah,or various noobs.(benitso mussolini was a noob at bike racing)No one knows. Unfortunately, this second fish war was very violent and it resulted in the death of many fish. It also resulted in the opening of "Fish Buffet", an organization opened specifically for dolphins.
Well, that's a very good question. Currently, the only scientific answer is "Why not?"
This is laughably insufficient. Numerous religions have their own interpretations of this question.
- Christianity: As punishment for our sins.
- Islam: As punishment for our sins.
- Buddhism: It's where you are reincarnated if you're really a very nasty person.
- Bullshitism: Well, I nearly caught this really huge shrimp...
Reasons why you should not mess with shrimp
1)They may or may not have stingers
2)They must be fried or saute'ed ahead of time, most people don't carry fry-pans with them
4)There may or may not be a reason #4
List of things to do with shrimp
1. Shrimp Potatoes
2. Shrimp Stur Fry
3. Shrimp Scallops
4. Shrimp and Potatoes
5. Shrimp Kabobs
7. Shrimp Stew
8. Wine Cork
9. Shrimp Salad
10. Shrimp Cocktail
12. Fried Shrimp
13. Caijun Shrimp
14. Illinois is worthless
15. Shrimp Fried Rice
16. Spaghetti and Shrimp Balls
17. Chicken Fried Shrimp
18. Shrimp Fried Chicken
19. Shrimp Fried Shrimp
20. Fried Fried Shrimp
22. Butt Plug
23. Steve Ballmer's Tongue
25. Throw shrimp on the barbie
That's about it.