But if you were looking for what come before the present, that would be past, and this article is about presents and the present, not the past.
Santa invented the present, but it was later mass-produced by Satan and sold at Wal-Mart for $19.99. Presents are rarely found cheaper, but during mid-October to around December, 24th presents are likely to be sold at twice the accumulated price for the rest of the year.
Types of presents
Present, because Santa's present happened in the past
Yes, it true.
If you are reading this after you read about the Presents that Santa brings, then you are past the "present" part of the article and are no longer in that present, because its past. Got it?