Principle of Gorniel
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<code>“HAHAHA, Quer dar pra mim!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Principle of Gorniel
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[edit] Basics of Principle of Gorniel
The Principle of Gorniel is a sociological principle that revolves around women and their desire to engage intercourse. It is a syndrom, a pathologic disturbance, acquired by men that are single for way too long or don't have full contact with women for the same amount of time.
Those inflicted by this principle often obey the following behavior or pattern:
- Quer dar pra mim - this is the main statement of the Principle, which has been scientifically proved. It literally means "she wants to fuck with me" and people afflicted by the principle make use of it when a women barely looks or accidentally looks at them. Also some of the men thinks that "fucking with him" is not a right nor privilege, but an obligation.
- Essa nega é uma puta - not so used as the above statement, but it is not uncommon. Means "that bitch is a whore" and is used to describe women kissing men; women with men looking at men inflicted with the principle; women that likes axé, pagode or forró; women happy with their lives and single and women who get pregnant, accidentally, before 20 years old. It has been stated that this also means “if that woman isn’t able or don’t want to fuck with me, she is disgusting and don’t deserve to be fucked by me”, but there are some controversies.
- Chega pra papai! - rarely used, refers to hot women minding their own business. It means "Come to daddy, biatch!". Usually Gorniel-afflicted men suffer griveous wounds in the face or in his genitals, thanks to this statement.
[edit] History
The principle dates from 1800 A.C. but was only documented in early XXI century, by sociology cientist and antropology doctor Olavo Moura. Some of the doctors that helped Dr. Olavo in this endeavour, Dr. Philipe Moura and Dr. Castle, state that they've been studying Gorniel-Afflicted men for nearly 10 years. Also, writings in cave walls refers to male monkeys thinking about female monkeys - and some disturbed specimen thinking about others of same sex. These last, known as Boiolas, were often killed by fellow tribesmen, making use of great violence, in a process called monkey-spanking.
Dr. Moura used two friends of his to name the principle - Danivanne and Gioniel. Actually, he didn't used Danivanne's name, but his nickname - Gormanoel. The assembly of Gormanoel and Gionel resulted in the name of the principle.
[edit] Theory of Gorniel and mankind
There is a theory, that is being studied as of May 2006, and says that every men is afflicted by the Principle of Gorniel, in different degrees. But that is just a theory.
