Professor of Tropical Parasitology Division of Epidemiology Huw Thomas Arnold OBE MBE

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To make a Professor of Tropical Parasitology Division of Epidemiology Huw Thomas Arnold OBE MBE, simply but the 6 figure map co ordinates of Longhope Inn, Cirencester into the formula Failed to parse (syntax error): {\displaystyle y = x²-4x ¾ + 11pq³} .

An actual, real-life version of this creature has never been seen, however, artists/scientists/bin men believe him to look something like this:

What the rofessor of Tropical Parasitology Division of Epidemiology Huw Thomas Arnold OBE MBE is said to look like.

Professor of Tropical Parasitology Division of Epidemiology Huw Thomas Arnold OBE MBE was invented in 1256 at 9pm on Tuesday September 14th. He came into being as a result of internal combustion. His father, who happened to be driving a Mustang at the time decided to put his foot down and, without warning, out popped Professor of Tropical Parasitology Division of Epidemiology Huw Thomas Arnold OBE MBE from the air conditioning vents. He was surprised to say the least. So surprised that he decided to join Greenpeace. That was how Professor of Tropical Parasitology Division of Epidemiology Huw Thomas Arnold OBE MBE got involved in Tropical Parasitology Division of Epidemiology. Unfortunately, glare from the sunlight reflecting off his own incredibly shiny head caused Professor of Tropical Parasitology Division of Epidemiology Huw Thomas Arnold OBE MBE to swerve violently into the wrong lane of the motorway, which saw him on a trecherous journey to southern afghanistan where he ate an entire advent calendar. This was a mistake. It was here that Professor of Tropical Parasitology Division of Epidemiology Huw Thomas Arnold OBE MBE got inceptized by a kangaroo. Then he made himself a professor by fusing some earphones to a test tube.

He has been in the Parasitology/Transvestite industry for several minutes now, and as a result of this, he is a leading professor.

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Trivia

  • Professor of Tropical Parasitology Division of Epidemiology Huw Thomas Arnold OBE MBE was actually first dreampt up by Socrates in the 4th Century BC, but only invented properly in 1256.
  • An upgraded model of Professor of Tropical Parasitology Division of Epidemiology Huw Thomas Arnold OBE MBE was designed and built but the end result is pictured below:
Upgraded model of Professor of Tropical Parasitology Division of Epidemiology Huw Thomas Arnold OBE MBE
  • Professor of Tropical Parasitology Division of Epidemiology Huw Thomas Arnold OBE MBE is actually a direct relation of Paul Walker (from the Fast and the Furious) AND Obi Wan Kenobi (last seen going the wrong way around the world on a BMW motobike)