Psycho

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“Just another slasher movie”

~ Leonard Maltin, Roger Ebert, Gene Siskel, and that Roeper guy on Psycho

“Hee! Hee! Hee! HEE!”

~ Violins on Psycho
The rare "stupidly" poster
A very psychotic house

“Oedipus shmedipus, your mother loves you!”

~ Norman Bates to Norman Bates

Psycho is a 1960 film by Alfred Hitchcock.

Psycho is a very popular story in which tourists are usually the victims of shower attacks. While other horror film monsters kill their prey just anywhere, audiences subconsciously appreciated the cleanliness of the murderer by doing in the victim while in the tub because it's just easier to clean up the mess. And evidence. Similar shower scenes have also been used in the film the curious case of benjamin button

Many people, everyday are really psychos. They are everywhere and try to kill people whenever they can, because they are psycho. The police have been somewhat successful in putting some of them away where they eventually make parole and are given measly jobs working as motel attendants.

It's him! He's the Psycho! Are you really that stupid, Marion Crane? Curse you! Curse you! Thus endeth the lesson.

List of real life Psychos[edit]

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