Psycho Friends Network
What is the Psycho Friends Network?
The Psycho Friends Network is a group of people who are psychopaths and are interested in time travel and other strange, bizarre, and weird things. It was founded by Orion Blastar in 1995 in an attempt to infiltrate Uncyclopedia and other sources of information on the Internet, to promote time travel and future technology. Some members are those born on or around December 14th.*cough* *cough* andrea *cough* *cough*
- Never die! Repeat to yourself "I shall not die!"
- Don't let those bastards win.
- Never give up, never surrender!
- Run Away! Run Away!
- Rule the world with an iron first and a brilliant mind.
- Hooah! Or Hoorah!
- Be committed to excellence.
- Don't do drugs because drugs are bad, m'kay?
- Kill them all, let God sort them out.
- We come in peace, but shoot to kill.
- Become so insane that we become sane and normal.
Who are the known members of The Psycho Friends Network?
Besides Orion Blastar, some famous members include:
- Aaron Holt
- Chuck Norris
- Bruce Li
- Mike Tyson
- OJ Simpson
- Pope George Ringo I
- William Shatner
- Trent Reznor
- Hulk Hogan
- John Cena
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- David Hasselhoff
- Adam West
- George W. Bush
- Mr. T
- Derek Smart
- Linus Torvalds
- Commodore Maddox
- Bruce Campbell
- Ben (MURRAY!!)
- Promote time travel.
- Infiltrate Wiki sites like Uncyclopedia.
- Invade Internet message boards
- Make sure that Disco is really dead.
- Use knowledge of future events to stop Terrorism.
- Help combat Kitten Huffing
- Give out Psycho advice on the Psycho Friends Network hotline.
- Become a ninja and then flip out and start killing people.
- Take up piracy and become a pirate.
- Keep our agenda a secret. Hey, if that is so, who posted this? Heads will roll, I kid you not!