Psychochristians
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[edit] Introduction to Psychochristianity
Psychochristianity is a little-known offshoot of the Christian faith. Its devotees are known for their strict adherence to Biblical literacy, their unorthodox approach to psychology and their prosthetically enhanced dangly bits.
[edit] History
The origins of Psychochristianity have been lost in the mists of time, though few scholars believe that it could have formed prior to the 1600s as the Internet as we know it didn't come into being until then.
[edit] Psychochristianity Today
Psychochristianity is alive and strong today, with over 139 million followers in the United Kingdom alone. Psychochristian views form a strong influence on British and American media, with one survey reporting that over 73 percent of British newspapers had published in-depth articles about this fascinating religion.
Psychochristian values overlap to an extent with those of Goths and the two peoples sometimes interbreed, often with very strange results.
[edit] Psychochristian Habits
Psychochristians have a number of interesting habits, specific to their culture. Their breeding habits are unfortunately, unsightly and difficult, leaving their numbers smaller than survival may allow in future generations.
Occasionally violent, Psychochristians have a tendency to shout their beliefs without listening to that of others, for they believe all other points of view contrary to theirs to be Satanic.
