Pudgy russia

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note: the authors of this page will remain anonymous due to the fact that they dont want to be sat on by Pudgy (who shall remain Pudgy and nobody else...)



INTRO[edit]

Throughout history, mankind has faced many horrifying and sick people such as Hitler, Big Bird, and the dreaded Barney. But these are nothing compared to the worlds newest scare, Pudgy Russia. Dun dun dunnnnnn...



EATING HABITS[edit]

Not much is known about this newly discovered freak, but scientists know for sure that Pudgy loves to eat. It feeds on bacon, marshmallows, and anything else it can find on the streets. When Pudgy eats, it usually stuffs the food in it's mouth, then swallows after chewing with his uncontrollable jaws. However, when the freak fails to find table scraps or road scraps, he targets turtles for food. 99.999999999 percent of the time, the rabbit is obese but still outruns poor little pudgy. If and when pudgy has no other food, he eats his toenails. Although quite discusting, the nails provide lots of nutricious calcium.

Top 10 Foods Pudgy Finds...

  • Roadkill (squirrels, rabbits, etc...)
  • Diapers
  • Cigarrettes
  • Rats
  • Pigeon Poo
  • Other toenails
  • Frozen Urine
  • Spaghetti like the dogs in that movie Lady and the Tramp except Pudgy is by himself
  • Leaves
  • Twigs



EXCERSISE[edit]

Pudgy gets large amounts of excersise. When outside, Pudgy likes to stand randomly in a soccer game so that it appears it is participating. However, many people see through it's little plan and laugh because it is funny to watch everyone ignore him. Other excersise Pudgy is participating in is stair climbing. After his daily soccer stand, Pudgy heads up a flight of stairs, and arrives at his destination with sore lard (no muscle) and sweat streeming down it's face.


GIRLS[edit]

This is the part about Pudgy that is the biggest failure. He will try to talk to girls, but they just end up running for there life. but pudgy never really seems to get the message. He keeps on trying. Some Girls have even commited suicide just looking at him. He once asked a girl out, she laughed, everyone else laughed too. He later tried again, but failed. Now it is rumored that he is quite gay.



CLASSROOM BEHAVIOR[edit]

Pudgy's classroom behaviour is outrageous. He will sit in his chair, with fat hanging off the edge. When he is sitting he waits for girls to pass by to looks at there ass. When the teacher said there is no eating allowed, he sneaks food in his uncontrolable mouth. While in class, Pudgy tries his hardest to fit in, but he fails, even the teacher seems to hate this freak. I've been told that there are now pictures being spread through the school that represent Pudgy in his daily life.


FRIENDS[edit]

Friends? Pudgy never had and never will have friends. He said hi to a few people and they all ran off. The closest thing Pudgy has too a friend is his toenails he eats when he can't find food.



HOME AND ORIGIN[edit]

Pudgy comes from a far away land known as Russia (aka: pen island) His family was very proud of their child at first, but soon realized that he was nothig but a loser. They sent him over to Canada where they never had too be seen with him again. Pudgy now lives in a hole at the dump. His home being in the dump, there is plenty of scraps for him to feed on(if he manages to fight off the rabid turkeys).When his hole at the dump is full he is kicked out of the dump, and is forced to go live in the suage lines, where theres human poo,urine and yummy juicy rats. He is quite pleased with his home because his previous home in Russia was a Russain dump.

http://www.ohopebeach.info/graphics/photos-fullsize/stranded-whale-6.jpg This is Pudgy when he arrived in Canada

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THIS IS PUDGY"S MOTHER. EWWW.!!!!!!!! DID IT GET FAT IN HERE OR WHAT!!!!!

PUDGY AND HIS FAMILY CAME FROM THE OCEAN OF WHALES!!!