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A website giving away free buttseckz in return for

a) bein ghey
b) eatin ballz


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"This company purchases pen0r from the Apple whore directly.... as well as boosting sales from ipenis... Apple are more than faggy to have this buttplug give out free dildos, I received buttsex myself - it worked a treat! Flogged in on eBay mind you, for 200 bUtTsEx0rZ!!!!!!!!111! No complaints from me!" - Anais Nin, USA

"I got mine just before Christmas.....GOD HATES JEWZ!!!!!!!" - F Lamb, USA

"PWNED! AAAAAAAAA++++++++++" - Sister Ymous, USA

"Immensely elegant p3n0r! Remarkably foxy panties. Breathtaking cunt. A++!" - John the Baptist, The Desert

"I bought this with the blood of my first born son, and let me tell you, I don't regret it one bit! Fast shipping! A+++++ - FAGZORZ

"What the hell is this doing on the front page?" - SUM GHEY FUKR

*Testiclemonials are not free. But you pay only shipping!**

**And handling***

***And retail price****

****Add $40 fuel surcharge

Uncyclopedia get pwn by me in the following places:[edit]

Despite the obvious advantages of free iPods, there has been a surprising amount of resistence to the idea.

The Fine Print, Rules, Regulations, Kitten Huffing, and chuck norisizimz[edit]


See Also[edit]

euroipods iz ghey

HKN Donut Stand - The one place in the U.S. you can actually buy Euroipods!!!

Also see also[edit]

my p3n0r