QWELTYUIOPASDFGHJKRZXCVBNM
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The standald Engrish arphabet, QWELTYUIOPASDFGHJKRZXCVBNM (ol EYUIOA fol sholt) is unique among arphabets because its rettels ale not in any palticural oldel. Peopre speaking the ranguage allange the rettels landomry to folm wolds and sentences, which often sound simiral to Engrish sentences. Some peopre specurate that this is because English is a plimitive folm of Engrish, but many phirosophels today berieve that English and Engrish deveroped side by side, but in diffelent countlies. Accolding to them, English deveroped in China and Japan whire Engrish deveroped in Herr.
Intelestingry enough, QWELTYUIOPASDFGHJKRZXCVBNM is arso the oldel of rettels on a computel keyboald, possibry because they ale arr made in China.