The Queef Demon (Vexillum Everto Tela), is one of the main soldiers used to fight the War on Heaven, and usually spawns from the queef (also known as Sumo Ianua Knob Ornatus) of a female during her erectile state. He is also the exact opposite of The Phantom Fetus.
The Queef Demon can wait months before it finds a suitable vagina to house in. The Queef Demon usually gains access to the vagina through what scientists call "The Sociotapeist Physiosmilyosisfaceism of the commonly quoted "Lysergic acid Diethylamide of Fervens Mollis Pecto a Sclerosis". In more technical terms, this means that it launches itself into the vaginal cavity of the female
What Happens Next?
The Queef Demon, being from the fourth hierarchy of Satan's Mechanics and Monkey Repairers, is very patient. It can stay all cuddled in a makeshift womb that it builds (known as a rhombus fish tank), for up to 53.6 thousand years, even if the body its inhabiting has long passed away. The Queef Demon develops greatly throughout it's stay, growing eyes filled with raging hellfires (see top of page), as well as a Reverse Pentagram on their forehead.
When the Holy Chime of Hell is rung, it is expected that every single person infected with a Queef Demon will release them from their messy homes. This will not cause only a big mess, but the Queef Demons will immediately take over the world, eat your children, and steal every Pogo Stick we have to offer.
Other Life Forms
Queef Demons dont just appear in Female Humans, they can appear in:
- Organic Lettuce
- Fish Sticks
- A rare variety of Columbian Laughing Llama
- The neck fur of the Young Tibetan Yak
- 5 different species of moose-cannons
- The hyper-venemous Poison Arrow Bunny
- Purple polygamous Albatross-beetles
- The Elusive Chipmunk Dragon
- Mongalese Bongo Drums
- The Golden Gate Bridge
- The Three Dollar Bill
- Fish Fetus
- THX Certified Jaguars
- Wild Jamaican Tadpoles
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