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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Røyksund.

Røyksund, is the place where placid monkies lives. It has a highly mutated sealife, and Jan Andre is the main mafiaboss. He has been a little less active lately because he is low on mana.


-Placid monkies festival. Join in and run away from the Placid Monkies in the streets of Røyksund. You can also buy fresh mutated fishes from them. 
-The eternal que. Have fun in the que which never ends. Afer the fantastic trip you end up where you begun. 
-The Jan Andre Day. Take part in regular mafioso life! Smuggle some dope, or brake a leg. It's all about having fun!