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One day, Satan took a shit. The shit fell into hellfire, and the rabbids were born. Afterward, they guarded the 6th level of hell.
Characteristics of a Rabbid
Rabbids are known for their Deadly looks, killer usage of weapons, tactical stratigies, and pure Evil. They are also well known for their blood-curdeling battle cry.
Rabbids in video games
Rabbids are found in many videogame series, like the following:
- Resident Evil
- Grand Theft Auto
- Cooking Mama
- God of War
- Gears of War
- Duke Nukem
- Metal Gear Solid
- Super Smash Bros Brawl
It should be noted most of the games that they appear in are as hard as a Chuck Norris erection.
Rabbids have been sighted many tragedies, such as the following:
- The creation of hell.
- The crucifiction of Jesus.
- The assasination of Abe Linclon.
- The Birth of Oprah Winfrey.
- The creation of Wikipedia.
- The 9/11 attacks.
There are several rabbids that have gained fame from doing great things. Here are a few:
- Clark the Superbunny: Kicked L. Ron Hubbard in the balls.
- Adolf Bunnie: Took over the universe for 5 minutes.
- Walker, Texas Bunny: Managed to roundhouse kick Chuck Norris. His life ended 2 seconds afterward.
- Bunny Lee: Managed to defeat Bruce Lee. He was then defeated by Daddy Lee.
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