Rabbid

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A rabbid is an evolution of of the bunny, and were born from the pits of hell. They are Bat Fuck Insane AND Ape-Shit Crazy. They will steal your soul.

Rabbids seen raping some poor guy.

Origin[edit]

One day, Satan took a shit. The shit fell into hellfire, and the rabbids were born. Afterward, they guarded the 6th level of hell.

Characteristics of a Rabbid[edit]

Rabbids are known for their Deadly looks, killer usage of weapons, tactical stratigies, and pure Evil. They are also well known for their blood-curdeling battle cry.

Rabbids in video games[edit]

Rabbids are found in many videogame series, like the following:

  • Resident Evil
  • Manhunt
  • Halo
  • Grand Theft Auto
  • Cooking Mama
  • God of War
  • Gears of War
  • Duke Nukem
  • DooM
  • Mario
  • Metal Gear Solid
  • Super Smash Bros Brawl

It should be noted most of the games that they appear in are as hard as a Chuck Norris erection.

Rabbid Sightings[edit]

Rabbids have been sighted many tragedies, such as the following:

Famous Rabbids[edit]

There are several rabbids that have gained fame from doing great things. Here are a few:

  • Adolf Bunnie: Took over the universe for 5 minutes.
  • Walker, Texas Bunny: Managed to roundhouse kick Chuck Norris. His life ended 2 seconds afterward.
  • Bunny Lee: Managed to defeat Bruce Lee. He was then defeated by Daddy Lee.
A rabbid, fully grown.
An Uber-Rabbid.

Also See[edit]